Ask me anything...   I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand, which I love so well.

just-exhale-love:

THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT NICE

(Source: Karren Hallion Illustration, via maxdiarmuid)

— 2 days ago with 26666 notes
nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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— 6 days ago with 111457 notes

cjhatesboredom:

meanwhile in twitter…

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moments later…

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— 6 days ago with 116094 notes
how to boys

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

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— 1 week ago with 62653 notes

pantsareunwelcome:

Britney tackles the major concerns of tomorrow.

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— 1 week ago with 98749 notes